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  It cause me great alarm and when I am watching its pole, I note the sign is too low for the car, which is why it destroy the windshield....
• Redneck pickup line: "Hey, you look just like my sister.
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  Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit....
• In the days of old, When Knights were bold, And women were too cautiou
  Oh, those gallant days, When women were women, And men were really obnoxious....
• Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today.
• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
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