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• Your phone bill and line noise are provided _FREE_ by Bell Telephone.
• Tinkerbell program n. [Great Britain] A monitoring program used to scan incoming network calls and generate alerts when calls are received from particular site
  or when logins are attempted using certain IDs....
• OAG: The sound a telecomputing buff makes after opening the monthly phone bill.
  Moral: Ask not for whom the Bell tolls....
• I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill
• ong finishes] Bart: [groans] Marty: And that was "Take This Job and Shove It.
  Now let's make another one of our lucky phone calls -- Bill...
• Taco Bell: The Mexican phone company.
• I just got my phone bill. Buy AT&T stock now!
• From Nepean, Ontario, Canada
• Real programmers use undocumented DOS calls.