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• Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some?
• It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
  -- Darrin Weinberg...
• It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
  Darrin Weinberg...
• Heads I win... DITTO tails.
• I think that the team that wins game five will win the series.
  Unless we lose game five. -- Charles Barkley...
• You win a few, you lose a few. But I wish this one had been rained out.
• If I can't win, I don't want to play.