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• I call things as I see them; If I don't see them, I dish out the BS.
• I would be virtuous for my own sake, though nobody were to know i
  as I would be clean for my own sake, although nobody were to see me. -- Shaftesbury...
• Timothy: "Can we still do things together? Even if I'm not really an android?
  Data: "I have many human friends. I would be pleased to count you among them....
• Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store
  Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all the novelties and the different types of little things that you could get for Christmas....
• Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting? Marge: Oh, Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding Gums was a good friend to you.
  But nobody is really gone as long as we remember them....
• Stealth Fighter? I'll believe it when I see it!
• Whenever I see a photograph of some sportsman grinning over his kill, I am always impressed by the striking moral and esthetic superiority of the dead animal to the live one.
  -- Edward Abbey...