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• I think I'm gonna whoop my cookies!
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
  but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. -- Don Marqui...
• ome random X adj. Used to indicate a member of class X, with the implication that Xs are interchangeable.
  I think some random cracker tripped over the guest timeout last night....
• ome random X: adj. Used to indicate a member of class X, with the implication that Xs are interchangeable.
  I think some random cracker tripped over the guest timeout last night....
• Before I go to bed, I want some milk and cookies.
• When I was a Brownie, I ate all the cookies. -- Madonna
• Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe: I know. Rachel: Why have I never tasted these before?
  Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies....
• I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.