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• Happily, I read English." [Draws sword] "Then read it happily.
  -- Exchange in the 1950s production of IVANHOE...
• Hey, Doc, got anything I can take for kleptomania?
• When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly.
  .. I think Any fool can make a rule And every fool will mind it....
• Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
• I always use the goodest English.
• Next time I will try English.
• I think the Europeans are hostile toward the English because the English have some irritating habits--the habit, for instance, of ending sentences with questions that sound like reprimand
  You say it's difficult for you to tell because you haven't read the survey?...
• Look: 1)Next Doc 2) Prev Doc 3) Tooth Doc
• But I DID read the manual...