I read in Cosmo that women like to have whipped cream sprayed over their
breasts. Unfortunately, my girlfriend has silicone implants. So I use
non-dairy topping.
-- Jeff Shaw
breasts. Unfortunately, my girlfriend has silicone implants. So I use
non-dairy topping.
-- Jeff Shaw
Related:
- Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier,
re: Delineation of Romantic Intentions" ... - In high school my parents told me I ran with the wrong crowd.
I was a loner. -- Jeff... - I don't expect it to read my mind;
that's why I've got a girlfriend... - Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write,
I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise... - My girlfriend and I fell in love with another woman
over the phone... - When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid... - I'd love to, but...
I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
17 of 101 Easy Ways To Say... - My girlfriend got crabs so I bought her fishnet
stockings... - My girlfriend wanted to see the world,
so I bought her an atlas...
From the same category:
- I am the wandering glitch --
catch me if you can... - My .sig
loves me... - I have always taken the tips of my fingers for the beginning of her hair
-
Edmond... - Fantasy:
A government that doesn't have it's hand on your wallet... - It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off
the ground.
Daniel B....
