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I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!
-- Gelett Burgess (1866-1951), -- The Burgess Nonsense Book (1914) "The Purple Cow...
I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.
-- Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (1769-1852) -- Upon seeing the first Reformed Parliame...
I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air?
I never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any party of men whatever, in religion, in philosophy, in politics or in anything else, where I was capable of thinking for myself.
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I never tempted her with word too large, But, as a brother to his sister, show'd Bashful sincerity and comely love.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
I never thought I'd miss the Carter Administration.
I never thought of killing myself, never, but if I did I'd want to be unique.
Headline: "Sick comic succumbs, swallows 650 dexamine spansules....
I never thought that inorganic matter could attack a man.
That's why I'm in such a panic -I've just seen proof it can!...
I never thought that others would take them so much more seriously then I did.
-- Albert Einstein, about his theorie...
I never thought the mail was that slow until I got a postcard from Cairo, and there were only two pyramids in the picture.

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