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I never really appreciated Barbara Bush till Hillary slithered in.
I never really appreciated Rosalyne Carter till Hillary slithered in.
I never receive bills to pay; there's a CRC error in my ZIP code!
I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
I never reply to PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS.
I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
I never respected a man who could spell. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
I never rise above the noise and confusion...
I never said all Republicans were saloonkeepers; what I said was all saloonkeepers were Republicans.
I never saw a more dreadful battle in my born days.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iv, Chap. viii...

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