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• Never let your wife or girlfriend watch I Spit on Your Grave.
• I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
  -- Sign in office...
• A sheet of paper crossed my desk the other day and as I read it, realization of a basic truth came over me.
  So simple! So obvious we couldn't see it. John Knivlen, Chairman of Polamar Repeater Club, an amateur radio group, had discovered how IC circuits work....
• Do I smoke after sex? I never looked.
• I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink. Adm William Halsey
• If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art. -- Pablo Picasso
• Why do I drink? I drink so I can write poetry. -- James Douglas Morriso
• You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years.
  I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do....
• Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
  That's true. Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?...