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• I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one.
  -- Gellett Burgess I've never seen a purple cow I never hope to see one But from the milk we're getting now There certainly must be one -- Odgen Nash Ah, yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow" I'm sorry now I wrote it But I can tell you anyhow I'll kill you if you quote it....
• Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow"-- I'm sorry now I wrote it!
  But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!...
• Purple shoes! I like that in a woman.
• Troy: Gettin hungry Jimmy? Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure?
  I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat....
• Then one night I saw the light and now there is nothing more to see.
• I can tell a Moriarty when I see one. This crime is from London, not America.
  -- Sherlock Holmes, "The Valley of Fea...
• Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
  Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony...
• I would rather see starlight than streetlights.
• Are RAM chips better than COW chips? Hmmm, I wonder...