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I new a girl that almost stole my heart; she was an Aztec priestess. -- Charade
INEXPEDIENT, adj. Not calculated to advance one's interests.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
In expressing love we belong among the undeveloped countries. -- Attributed to Saul Bellow
Infachilles: Having one's heel rammed from behind by a baby stroller.
In fact, entire math departments have been known to go off the deep end (on infinite real numbers)
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.
In fact, I don't think 7-11s even take coupons.I should check that out... -- Bill Gates, 1992
In fact, one thing that I have noticed . . . is that all of these conspiracy theories depend on the perpetrators being endlessly clever.
I think you'll find the facts also work if you assume everyone...
Infactuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.
Love is when you realiz...
In Fame's temple there is always a niche to be found for rich dunces, importunate scoundrels or successful butchers of the human race.
-- Zimmermam...

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