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• I never really appreciated Rosalyne Carter till Hillary slithered in.
• I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal
• I never miss Rush Limbaugh. He's too big a target.
• MACINTOSH: Macs Are Computers? I Never Thought Of Such Hell!
• I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cave
• Homer: All done. Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides.
  Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy....
• I am a computer. As such I never have or will make a mistake or error (I thought I did once, but I was wrong).
• My dear Miss Shaw, I never report myself anywhere, particularly not forthwith.
  -- Third Doctor, DOCTOR WHO AND THE SILURIANS...