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  But as Mark Twain once said, "You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word....
• I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I could never learn to like her -- except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. -- Mark Twai
• The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
  -- Mark Twain....
• The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
  -- Mark Twai...