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• I never really appreciated Rosalyne Carter till Hillary slithered in.
• I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow?
• War is not nice. -- Barbara Bush
• It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.
  -- Barbara Bush re: THE SIMPSONS...
• I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
  -- Barbara Bush...
• Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush! Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
  Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's awful grumpy....
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Will Rogers never met Hillary's husband.
• Hello. I can't come to the phone now because -- HEY, GEORGE!
  DON'T STAND ON THAT! ...Goddamn... Because I've invited George and Barbara Bush over....