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• I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all saloonkeepers were Democrats.
• I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
  -- Alfred Hitchcock...
• All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• God said it, I believe it and that's all there is to it.
• Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. -- Robin William
• What would you say, my lord, if I were to say...'I love you'?
  Umm...(strangled)..Well, it depends entirely on who you said it to....
• All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats. -- Groucho Marx