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I never know what to get my father for his birthday.
I gave him a hundred dollars and said, "Buy yourself something that will make your life easier....
I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
-- H. L. Mencke...
I never let the facts get in the way of my preconceived notions.
I never lie when I have sand in my boots -- LaForge
I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes, Commodore.
-- Geordi to Bochra, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2...
I never liked room temperature.
I never liked you, and I always will.
I never like to think of the future. It comes soon enough. -- Albert Einstei
I never lose! Often run away, but I never lose....
I never loved another person the way I loved myself. -- Mae We

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