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• I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes, Commodore.
  -- Geordi to Bochra, "The Enemy", stardate 43349.2...
• I will never lie to you.
• It's a lie. I was never here. -- Kilroy
• God is as real as I am," the old man said. My faith was restored, for I new that Santa would never lie.
• God is as real as I am, the old man said. My faith was restored, for I new that Santa would never lie.
• I will never lie to you. -- James Earl Carte
• I'll pick up my papers, and smile at the sky. I know that the hypnotized never lie.
• Here on earth I'll have my cake Gonna eat it too, make no mistake 'Cause if it's a question of to be or not to be I'll put on my boots and go see what I can see.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...