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In an otherwise empty locker room, any two individuals will have adjoining lockers.
-- Dorr's Law of Athletic...
In a novel the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish.
In a movie that is not allowed....
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryo...
In Anthony Burgess' The End of the World News, one of the characters recites the following
I loved you. And love for you has not yet burned out of my soul....
In a nuclear war, all men will be cremated equally.
In an underdeveloped country, don't drink the wate
in a developed country, don't breathe the air. -- Changing Times Magazine...
In an underdeveloped country, when you are absent, your job is taken away from you
in a developed country a new one is piled on you. -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so. -- The RPCISPE's First Universal Law
In any case = In any box ???
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake -- Finagle's Third Law (1) Nobody whom you ask for help will see it.
(2) The first person w...

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