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In bed we laugh, in bed we cry; And, born in bed, in bed we die.
The near approach a bed may show Of human bliss to human woe. -- Isaac de Benserade (1612-1691)...
In Blythe, California, a city ordinance declares that a person must own at least two cows before he can wear cowboy boots in public.
In books lies the soul of the whole Past Time: the articulate audible voice of the Past, when the body and material substance of it has altogether vanished like a dream.
-- Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881)...
In books, or work, or healthful play. -- Isaac Watts (1674-1748) -- Divine Songs, Song xx
In Borland you are never bored!
In Boston, it is illegal to hold frog-jumping contests in nightclubs.
In boxing they have the "undisputed heavyweight champion.
Well, if it's undisputed what's all the fighting about?...
Inbreeding is more than a word to Ross Perot, it's a way of life.
In briefings to busy people, summarize at the beginning what you're going to tell them, then tell them, then summarize at the end what you have told them.
-- Charles Wolf, Jr....
In brief, she assumed that, being a man, I was vain to the point of imbecility, and this assumption was correct, as it always is.
-- H. L. Mencke...

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