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In any computer system, the machine will always misinterpret, miconstrue, misprint, or not evaluate any math or subroutines or fail to print any output on at least the first run through.
In any crowd of spectators at least one will suggest that razor blades could be attached to the disc.
("You could maim and kill with that thing.") -- The Eighth Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddic...
In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
-- Michael T. Minerath...
In any department there will always be one person who understands computers.
This person usually gets transferred to another department....
In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. -- Byrne's Law
In any field of scientific endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
-- Murphy's Third Law...
In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from handbooks) are to be treated as variables.
-- The RPCISPE's Third Universal Law...
In any free society, the conflict between social conformity and individual liberty is permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.
-- Kathleen Norri...
In any given group, the most will do the least and the least the most. -- Merle P. Marti
In any given miscalculation, the fault will never be placed if more than one person is involved.
-- Merle P. Marti...

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