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• Last Words of Advice: If you pay your taxes and don't get into debt and go to bed early and never answer the telephone, no harm can befall you.
  -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
• The degree of a country's development is measured by the ratio of the price of an automobile to that of the cost of a haircut.
  The lower the ratio, the higher the degree of development. -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
• When we call others dogmatic, what we really object to is their holding dogmas that are different from our own.
  -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
• Experts in advanced countries underestimate by a factor of 2 to 4 the ability of people in underdeveloped countries to do anything technical.
  (Examples: Japanese on warplanes, Russians on the bomb, Iranians on refineries ....
• In an underdeveloped country, don't drink the wate
  in a developed country, don't breathe the air. -- Changing Times Magazine...
• The less you enjoy serving on committees, the more likely you are to be pressed to do so.
  (Explanation: If you do not like committees, you keep quiet, nod your head, and look wise while thinking of something else and thereby acquire the reputation of being a judicious and cooperative colleague...
• I am a firm believer in socialism and I know that the quicker you have monopoly in this country the quicker you will have socialism.
  -- Charles P. Steinmetz...
• 0357 Have you memorized the UUCP map for your country?
  0358 ... For any country? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• I'm from Georgia -- what country are YOU from?