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• A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
  + -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
• I can see him a'comin' With his big boots on, With his big thumb out, He wants to get me.
  He wants to hurt me. He wants to bring me down. But some time later, When I feel a little straighter, I'll come across a stranger Who'll remind me of the danger, And then....
• He preferred an honest man that wooed his daughter, before a rich man.
  I would rather," said Themistocles, "have a man that wants money than money that wants a man....
• A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married.
  After that it's cheating. -- Yves Montand...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• I think a man can have two, maybe three affairs while he is married.
  But three is the absolute maximum. After that, you are cheating. -- Yves Montand...
• Before marriage, a man declares he would lay down his life to serve you
  after marriage, he won't even lay down his paper to talk to you. -- Helen Rowland...
• How many movie directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last light bulb was much better....