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• I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
  [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
• I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
• Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!
• Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
  I shit, therefore I am....
• I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
• I am. Therefore I think. I think.
• I think, therefore I am. I think.