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I'm into SOFTWARE! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm in total control, but don't tell my girlfriend.
I'm INVINCIBLE! -- Famous Last Word
I miss Auntie Em so much!.....ToTo
I missed my girlfriend... Then I reloaded...
I missed with a natural 20? -- Famous Last Word
I miss my old chair. -- Kirk, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony
Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone.
Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone? Sure......
Imitation is suicide. -- Emerso

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