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• As long as I'm in charge here, there will be no leaders.
• If you elect Bill Clinton and Al Gore that would be a disaster for agriculture.
  What Bill Clinton says he'll do, well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do is to give a lot of balance to the interest here in California....
• I listen to Paul and Al in the morning....
• Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again! Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
  Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe...
• Tis the season of al-tru-is-m fa-la-la-la-laa la-la-la-la
• Al, I felt the baby kick! -- Sam Beckett.
• I'm Al Capone, I can do anything.
• I want a new duck. -- Weird Al
• Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most cherished memories.
  Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern....