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• I'd love to, but... I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
  -- 65 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• Mm. I <was> going to wash my hair...
  -- Marge, after Homer suggests the family go miniature golfing, "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
  Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate....
• Cogito, Ergo Spud. (I think, therefore I yam.)
• I yam Popeye of Borg. Resistinks is futile. You will be askimilgrated.
• The king [Frederic] has sent me some of his dirty linen to wash
  I will wash yours another time. -- Francis M. Voltaire (1694-1778) -- Reply to General Manstei...
• I think I'm gonna lose my lunch!