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• I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think about GUN CONTROL legislation.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Everybody is going somewhere!! It's probably a garage sale or a disaster Movie!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing ``Leave it to Beaver''!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...