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• Get a life! -- Saturday Night Live
• I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay.
  -- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977....
• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
  A. Whitney Brow...
• This is the life. To be young, stupid, and have no future at all.
  I love Brooklyn! -- Dan Akyroyd, Samurai Night Fever, Saturday Night Live...
• I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
• Gov. Dukakis, rebuttal?" "I can't believe I'm losing to this guy.
  -- From the Bush-Dukakis debate satire on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE...
• Mr. Canal, stop this instant! I must ask that you refrain from knife-fighting in the White House!
  -- Saturday Night Live...
• I'm a law unto myself--and I break it anyway!
• I thought I could do my own small part to save the planet by becoming a vegetarian.
  Actually, I did it not so much because I love animals but because I hate plants....