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I'll publish right or wrong. Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- English Bards and Scotch Reviewers, Line 6...
I'll punch the first person who calls me a pacifist. -- chrisn@sco.com
I 'll purge, and leave sack, and live cleanly. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act v, Sc.
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I 'll put a girdle round about the earth In forty minutes.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), A Midsummer Night's Dream -- Act ii, Sc. 1...
I'll put an end to the idea that a woman's body belongs to her .
. . the practice of abortion shall be exterminated with a strong hand....
I'll put down five....or so....that *I* think are cute! Hope you enjoy!
I'll quit drinkin' just as soon as I can find some better way to get it down. -- Jethro Bu
I'll race you to China. You can have a head start. Ready, set, GO!
I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.
I'll respect animal rights if they sign the Constitution.

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