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• Luposlipaphobia: The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
  -- Gary Larso...
• I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board.
  You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it....
• I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. -- Steven Wrigh
• Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
  You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours on end....
• You may be redneck... if you have fly strips above the kitchen table.
• You may be redneck... if you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
• Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats breakfast] Aw, my loving family!
  Nothing's changed. [a buzzer goes off; a TV screen morphs from the floor] Ned...
• I have a discussion topic I'd like to throw on the floor.
• Skinner: I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart.
  They'll make a pizza pie with the topping of your choice!...