I like the old-time diners with names like Eat. But be careful if they advertise a bottomless cup of coffee.

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• A Walking across town tonight I looked up and saw a club marquee that said,
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• At the end of the tunnel is a bottomless
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• But I don't like the cat.
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• I like my coffee black...
  as a moonless night...