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I Like The "Fat Elvis" Stamp Better.
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I like the "Fat Elvis" stamp better.
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If I had a belt like yours, I could be an Elvis impersonator.
My mail is so slow, the Elvis stamp gained 10 pounds.
I like having a machine called 'elvis' on the network because that way, I can say 'ping elvis' and have it come back with 'elvis is alive'.
-- Carl Shipley...
I like it better in the dark.
I met Elvis + lived...
WINDOWS: It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
The more I get to know people, the better I like animals.
