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• I like children. Properly cooked. --W.C. Field
• I love children! They taste just like chicken!
• ... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
• Rimmer, real dumplings, proper dumplings, when they're properly cooked to perfection, proper dumplings do not bounce!
  -- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'...
• Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
• I think we've got an eater! Are you suggesting.. eating my mother?
  ?? Uhhh - yeah! Not raw, cooked! -- Monty Pytho...
• A man drove me to drink. I never properly thanked him.
• I use technology in order to hate it more properly. -- Nam June Paik
• O'Brien: "Ah, I can still remember the aromas when mother was cooking.
  Keiko: "She *cooked*?" O'Brien: "She didn't believe in a replicator....