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• The military is developing artificial intelligence because that way they can have the perfect fighting man - smart enough to understand what he's been told to do
  but stupid enough that he never questions why....
• Barclay: "Do you suppose this has changed the way people think about me?
  LaForge: "Well, to tell you the truth, Reg, we don't know what to think....
• Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
  Homer: Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos. -- "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Yar: "Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to me, but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels like.
  But if there was one person in this universe who I would choose to be like, someone who I would want to make proud of me, it's you....
• I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Go away. You bother me. Why?...
• Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
  [holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....
• Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
  -- Homer tries to understand Lisa, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun.
  But I have never been able to make out the numbers....