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• I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise. -- Red Skelto
• I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise. -- Chauncey Depew
• You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise
• I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
• I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
  -- Winston Churchill...
• I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much.
  Then again, don't drink to little. -- Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannse...
• If it wasn't for these muscle spasms, I'd get no exercise at all.