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• It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.
• I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
  One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....
• I went home with a waitress, The way I always do. How I was I to know?
  She was with the Russians too. I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk....
• Quite frankly I admit that I am not too talented, rather under-educated
  and not too up on current affairs, decidedly uninterested in sports, and additional to all of this I know practically nothing about the stock market, money management, international law, how to deal with terrorism and protective policy....
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• Life's a lemon, and I want my money back. -- Jim Steinman, Rock 'n Roll compose
• The best advice I've ever received is the advice I have for young broadcaste
  The best way to sound like you know what you're talking about is to know what you're talking about....
• Sir, how much money do you get for those seal skins? Money? I just like to club them!
• I used to be a virgin. I gave it up because there was no money in it. -- Marsha Warfield