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• If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it is not at all a bad idea to count your fingers.
• Can you count the things you don't know about?
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count things on your fingers in binary.
• I used to call [Count Basie] one of my lawyers. He would give me such beautiful advice.
  And he would phrase that advice into these little sayings....
• When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list.
  In a way, the best sentence this court could give would be no sentence at all, because if you left this courtroom I don't think you would be alive 10 minutes....
• When all else fails, you can count on Sam.
• Don't count your bridges before you burn them.
• April 16th: Count your blessings - nothing else is left.
• When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...