If You Would Be Happy When Others About You Are Not, While They Count Their Troubles, You Should Take Time Out To Count Your Blessings.
If you would be happy when others about you are not, while they count their
troubles, you should take time out to count your blessings.
If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it is not at all a bad idea to count your fingers.
Can you count the things you don't know about?
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count things on your fingers in binary.
I used to call [Count Basie] one of my lawyers. He would give me such beautiful advice.
And he would phrase that advice into these little sayings....
When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list.
In a way, the best sentence this court could give would be no sentence at all, because if you left this courtroom I don't think you would be alive 10 minutes....
When all else fails, you can count on Sam.
Don't count your bridges before you burn them.
April 16th: Count your blessings - nothing else is left.
When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...