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• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Bruce Babbitt) It's foolish to talk about screwing in light bulbs when we haven't even taken the first step, and that is to remove the old bulb....
• Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns.
  I am thankful thorns have roses. -- Alphonse Karr, French journali...
• Botany is not a science; it is the art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. -- Alphonse Ka
• The more things change, the more they remain the same. -- Alphonse Ka
• We want to see three things in the 1988 Republican Party Platform.
  .. First, a constitutional amendment banning all abortions in the United States....
• Quote #447 No, I don't think smoking should be illegal.
  Smokers are already getting the death penalty!...
• Abolish first marriages!