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  "Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up." -- Monty Python "Meaning of Life...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers.
  .. they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!...
• When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out. -- Tommy Lasorda
• My dear boy, the people who love only once in their lives are really the shallow people.
  What they call their loyalty and their fidelity, I call their lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination....
• Thought I to myself, we shall never come off scot-free.
• Moe: [sighs] Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe -- thank you, ma'am!
  This'll be a treat: Uncle Moe!...
• I myself have dreamed up a structure intermediate between Dyson spheres and planets.
  Build a ring 93 million miles in radius -- one Earth orbit -- around the sun....