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• Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
• In a Democracy, decisions are made by a majority. Not by a majority of the people, but by a majority of that minority enfranchised to vote.
  Not just those who can vote. The minority is made up entirely of those who do vote, and that is quite a minority indeed that makes the decisions for a Democracy....
• Democracy, n: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
  -- Gerald Barry The difference between a Democracy and a Dictatorship is that in a Democracy you vote first and take orders late...
• The speed at which the legislative process seems to work is in inverse proportion to your enthusiasm for the bill.
  If you want a bill to move quickly, committee hearings, the rules committee, and legislative procedures appear to be roadblocks to democracy....
• We, the people, are not free. Our democracy is but a name.
  We vote? What does that mean? We choose between Tweedledum and Tweedledee. -- Helen Kelle...
• Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
  -- Laurence Pete...
• Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
  -- Laurence J. Pete...
• Democracy : In which you say what you like and do what you're told. BARRY