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• I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help of the woman I love.
  -- Edward, Duke of Windso...
• I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and support of the woman I love.
  -- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication of the British throne in order to marry the American divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson....
• If I had a Life I would be living it.
• I spend half my life logged into crazy liberals!
• If *I* was a woman - I'd just spend all my time at home fondling my breasts. -- Matthew J Ross.
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy... -- Stephen Wrigh
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -- Steven Wrigh
• If I only had something to do with my life!?!
• Pardon my driving, officer, I was trying to reload!