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• Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
  -- Mark B. Cohe...
• A legislator is to the voter as a chauffeur is to the employer.
• Voter's Block: The attempt, however futile, to register dissent with the current political system by simply not voting.
  -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
• An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have
  the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie...
• I'm the NRA, militia, a voter, and pissed off.
• There is a voter born every minute. -- P.T. Clinto
• Don't bother about money: only Leprechauns and shopkeepers are interested.
• An unhappy voter told the candidate, "I wouldn't vote for you if you were St.
  Peter himself." To which the candidate replied, "If I were St....
• On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
  -- What do most people do on a date?? -- Martin, AGE 10...