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• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....
• I have a hobby...I have the world's largest collection of sea shells.
  I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world....
• I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells.
  I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world....
• I used to have a savings account - now I have a computer system.
• Honey, I'm single because I was born that way. I never married, because I would have had to give up my favourite hobby - men.
• I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
• But I don't have an "any key" on my computer!
• Computer, you and I need to have a little talk.