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I Don't DESERVE This!! I Haven't Even KILLED Anyone In This Issue!
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I don't DESERVE this!! I haven't even KILLED anyone in this issue!
-- Kobra, in an Ambush Bug story in DC Presents
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I never killed a man that didn't deserve it. -- Mickey Cohe
I haven't killed anyone yet. Help me keep it that way.
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I give presents to the father, but I think of the son.
I am the Electric Messiah; an AC/DC god.
Who may, in the ambush of my name, strike home. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Measure for Measure -- Act i, Sc.
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No offense, sir. None taken. I never killed anyone at the supper table, Mister LaForge.
-- Geordi and Kurn, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2...
What have I done to deserve all these kittens?
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny
