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I don't believe that the answer to white racism is black racism.
-- Spiro T. Agnew, then Governor of Maryland...
I don't believe The American people want a gelding in the White House.
I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen-- .
. to sell more numbers!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I don't believe this. You hate Denebian Slime? You deserve a horrible wasting death, uncurable by any means!
I don't believe you've met my young friend Ace, an expert in calorification, incineration, carbonization, and inflammation.
-- Doctor, The Happiness Patrol...
I don't bite. Well...actually, I do. -- K'Ehleyr to Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
I don't Bolivia." "Denmark my words, you'll regret it.
I DON'T brake for feminists.
I don't brake for incumbents.
I don't buy temporary insanity as a murder defense.
'Cause people kill people. That's an animal instinct....

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