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• I have a map of the United States. It's actual size.
  I spent last summer folding it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6". -- Steven Wrigh...
• I'm the only one in my neighborhood who has a life-size map of the United States.
  When people ask me where I live, I tell them E-5....
• When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if i'm leaving.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• I have a map of the United States...actual size. It says, "Scale
  1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it....
• Today I...........No, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh