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Horn players do it French style.
Horny will kick embarrassment's ass everytime.
Horoscopes: The book says people born in January are gentle.
February people are honest. March people are sincere....
Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happened! -- WindowError: 009
Hors d'oeuvres--a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Horseback riders stay in the saddle longer.
HORSE I begin to seriously doubt the viability of a dictionary that defines "horse" as "a soft-hoofed ungulate.
A horse is actually any four legged creature in a Western movie. Except a cow. ...
Horseman: "I've fallen and can't giddyup
Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it.
HORSE RACIN Tragedy struck the owners of Fast Sausage yesterday when the horse was accidentally put in the wrong horse-box and sent to be slaughtered and turned into 200 cans of dog-food.
The owne...

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