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• Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
  -- W. C. Field...
• The men sat sipping their tea in silence. After a while the klutz said, "Life is like a bowl of sour cream.
  "Like a bowl of sour cream?" asked the other....
• A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. -- W. C. Fields (1880-1946)
• It could be that Walter's horse has wings" does not imply that there is any such animal as Walter's horse, only that there could be
  but "Walter's horse is a thing which could have wings" does imply Walter's horse's existence....
• Who stole the cork from my breakfast? -- W. C. Field
• There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
  -- W. C. Field...