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• Hors d'oeuvres -- a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. -- Jack Benny
• Canapes--a sandwich cut into twenty-four pieces. -- Billy Rose
• One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
• Slug Sautee: a hors of a different d'oeuvre.
• A habitual slot-machine gambler, also a drunk, staggered into the Automat.
  He walked up to the sandwich section and deposited some nickels....
• After being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into four slices or eigh
  Better make it four. I don't think I can eat eight pieces." -- Yogi Berra...
• The value of love will always be stronger than the value of hate.
  Any nation or group of nations which employs hatred eventually is torn to pieces by hatred....
• Clove captioned for the ham impaired.
• IMPOTENT ACTOR -- a boneless ham.